Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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