I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
