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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
