no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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