Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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