My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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