i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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