I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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