at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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