He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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