I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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