Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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