His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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