I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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