Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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