Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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