We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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