Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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