weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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