Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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