The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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