people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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