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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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