It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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