We're like a lot better than the average bears
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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