Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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