OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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