We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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