Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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