You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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