He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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