Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You ruined the universe
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