I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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