Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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