you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You almost got us killed.
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You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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