If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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