Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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