Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
