if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
3 2 1 whiskey
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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