Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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