One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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