Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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