This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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