Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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