We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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