How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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