We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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