The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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