you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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