There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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