dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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