honey bunches of taint.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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