I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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