Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
