Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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