Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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