Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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