i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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